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So, for some odd reason, when it rains or it's late at night or I eat soap, I act like I'm on crack.

Which is TONS of fun 8D

So, since it's late, there is soap in the bathroom, and it rained today, I'm going to write a random journal with random thoughts and scare half of you.

So, first thought: So far almost every sentence has begun with the word 'so'. AWESOME.

I wish I had a tablet to do the Crazy OC Remix. I think I would scarr everyone for life 8D

How do you spell the word 'scarr'?

Oh, I looked it up. It's spelled, "scar"

I should have known that.

I think my teachers next year will want to throw bricks at me as much as I've forgotten.

That would actually be fun! You know, dodging bricks and what-not.

They could make it a PE game!

So much better than dodgeball. It's like EXTREME dodgeball. And like, if you were the last one standing, what would you do? Did you win? I mean you're alive, right? So you won?

Huh.

I wonder if the teachers would be put in jail for that.

One teacher at my school likes dogfights.

I'm pretty sure that's illegal.

WHO SAW THE BEGINING OF THE OLYMPICS???? I DID. AWESOME FIREWORKS.

Fire in general is actually awesome now that I think about it.

Once, I took some toilet paper and put it over a candle just to see what happened. It was so cool cuz it caught on fire.

I don't even know what I'm watching on TV, but a monkey is singing.

I wish I had some coffee.

I wish it was still raining.

I wish I had a tablet.

I wish school started later.

I wish...I just realized I have nothing left to wish for.

That I can think of.

Huh.

School starts soon.

Wouldn't it be cool if on the first day of school your teacher's hair caught on fire in the middle of class? =o

Or if Chuck Norris was your teacher?

Or Mr. T?

Or Lindsey Lohan? *is shot*

My brother has a pink toothbrush.

Huh. And, no, he's not gay. I don't think so.

SUPRISE!

This journal is getting kinda long. Oh well!!!

I found THE MOST HILARIOUS THING EVER. About the Twilight series. It makes fun of the books, but is the funniest thing ever. This girl took some quotes and stuff from the book and started making fun of them. Kinda hard to explain. So here is an example.

(Ex:

Edward's plans for how to escape a hypothetically crashing plane:

"I'd wait till we were close enough to the ground, get a good grip on [Bella], kick out the wall, and jump. Then I'd run you back to the scene of the accident, and we'd stumble around like the two luckiest survivors in history."

Somewhere, the entire cast of Lost is giving Edward the finger.)

ROFLCOPTER.

Roflcopter tis a funny word indeed.

Link to her thoughts on the first book: [link]

Link to her thoughts chapter by chapter on the second book: [link]

Same thing as above with third book: [link]

Same thing above with fourth book: [link]

The most hilarious story ever about Edward and Bella: Actually, I'm too lazy to go find it, so go bug if you want it cuz I emailed her it. >:D

And yes, I do like twilight.

Which reminds me. I need to finish Breaking Dawn.

Lol wouldn't it be funny if Edward ate Bella at the end of the book even though she's a

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Lulz 8D PLOT TWIST!!!

You know what one of the funniest commercials ever is?

This: [link]

Gamestop!

I should go now.

Farewell from the most cracked-up journal ever.

Like this journal explains 420.



If you didn't get that, nevermind. Continue with you're life as before.

:D